awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster, via insecureities)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via mirandaquiros)

how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye

(Source: gimmespencer, via mirandaquiros)

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via mirandaquiros)

fressamour:

(via butlorna)